Sunday, March 9, 2008

Sitcom Ideas

The Democrat Who Thought He Was Conservative - Set in the not-too-distant future, John Q. Everyman, a senator from New Hoboken, Minnesota, bumps his head in a freak hang-gliding accident and wakes up thinking he's Conservative! Watch as John questions the patriotism of anyone who disagrees with him, refuses to fund the Iraq war, and demands the resignation of the Attorney General -- all while seeming to possess a spine! And what will John do when the president is caught lying to start a war in Iraq? You can bet he won't bend over and take it like a liberal! Saturdays at 11:00 am on Kids WB

Eve and Adam - Adam was having the time of his life in the Garden of Eden, naming all the animals, eating unforbidden fruit, and playing catch with his monkey friend, JoJo. There's just one problem -- His wife is a crazy bitch! Eve is a free spirit who doesn't buy into this whole "Creationist" deal. Plus, she hates being subjugated under religious law! Watch as Eve debates the moral and philosophical ramifications of treating women like objects, while poor old Adam just wants to watch TV with JoJo. Don't miss the very special season finale where Eve admits that Adam isn't very "satisfying". Wednesdays at 6:00pm on Lifetime

Kosher Werewolf Deli - Herschel, a poor twentysomething operating the best Deli in Brooklyn, has just met the girl of his dreams. There's only one problem! She's a from a well-to-do Saudi Arabian family, and he's a Hassidic werewolf! How will Herschel woo the girl of his dreams while keeping his Deli safe from atheist businessmen trying to buy him out? And what will become of Ginger Malone, everyone's favorite alcoholic Yeti meat slicer? Tuesdays at 8:00 pm on AMC

Jello!
Jello! Sundays at 6:00 pm on CBS

Backwards Learning Boy and his Incredible Handicapped Friend - Joey is the smartest kid at his school, until he starts learning that is! Whenever Joey takes in new information, he slowly devolves into a lower lifeform! Watch as Joey starts off as a normal human boy and turns into a super-smart paramecium! What will happen when Joey and his Incredible Handicapped Friend are hired to be Los Angeles top CSI team? And what is his Incredible Handicapped Friend's terrible secret? (He can't walk.) Mondays at 3:00 pm on C-SPAN
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