Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Lynnwood Public Library Equation

(A/2)N(P/100) = G

Where:
A = Age of man on toilet
N = Number of individuals in immediate proximity
P = Number of individuals in immediate proximity within one 24 period
G = Percent chance that an old guy will make loud, grunting noises in a public restroom when I am around
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