#1 - Jacob Zuma, newly-elected party leader in South Africa, is being charged with illegal arms dealing after being in office for like, two days. Also, I would like to point out that one of Zuma's supporters claimed that he is "big enough, man enough and Zumer enough to face the charges."
#2 - French President Nicolas Sarkozy is dating a supermodel, instead of just sleeping with one on the side.
#3 - Not only is she hot, but so are her offspring. I think I'm moving to the Ukraine.