Friday, November 9, 2007
Brilliant Ideas - Severely Flawed Logic
If Hillary Clinton is unattractive and assertive, she is therefore a lesbian.
If Huma Abedin is attractive and around Hillary often, she is therefore a lesbian, vicariously.
If Huma Abedin is Muslim, attractive and around Hillary often, Hillary is therefore a terrorist lesbian, vicariously.
If right-wing bloggers jerk themselves off, they are therefore their own penises, vicariously.
PS - Dear Huma Abedin, please be straight and please go out with me. I can do things Clinton can't (either one).
UPDATE - If Pat Robertson endorses Rudy Guiliani, Kevin will not be voting for Guiliani, logically.